What's on your wish list?

[The Revolting Man]

I guess she should be tall, sturdy for hard work and child birth, but with a womanly shape; wide of beam and broad of stern as it were, you don’t want those babies starving to death if you know what I mean, clear skin, healthy teeth; good hair, pleasant personality and a track record of fertility and easy births in her female line.

If she had a tractor with a front end loader it’d sweeten the deal considerably.

 

[Keith Martin]

Well, if anyone thinks you're kidding, they certainly don't know you.

Awesome, my brother, just awesome!

 

[Bartato]

I guess she should be tall, sturdy for hard work and child birth, but with a womanly shape; wide of beam and broad of stern as it were, you don’t want those babies starving to death if you know what I mean, clear skin, healthy teeth; good hair, pleasant personality and a track record of fertility and easy births in her female line.

If she had a tractor with a front end loader it’d sweeten the deal considerably.

You also probably wouldn't mind if she came with some acreage as well. A little land can sweeten the deal.

 

[The Revolting Man]

You also probably wouldn't mind if she came with some acreage as well. A little land can sweeten the deal.

Now we’re just fantasizing!

 

[USDutchkitty]

I guess she should be tall, sturdy for hard work and child birth, but with a womanly shape; wide of beam and broad of stern as it were, you don’t want those babies starving to death if you know what I mean, clear skin, healthy teeth; good hair, pleasant personality and a track record of fertility and easy births in her female line.

If she had a tractor with a front end loader it’d sweeten the deal considerably.

*SNORT* Sounds like you asking for pedigree paperwork from that! XD

 

[Keith Martin]

Now we’re just fantasizing!

Let's make the fantasy bigger! And not only does she come with land, but it's either surrounded by iron-clad insurmountable geographical barriers -- or directly adjacent to the land you already own! Just imagine, all this time you were living right next door to @windblown's future sister wife!

 

[FollowingHim2]

Let's make the fantasy bigger! And not only does she come with land, but it's either surrounded by iron-clad insurmountable geographical barriers -- or directly adjacent to the land you already own! Just imagine, all this time you were living right next door to @windblown's future sister wife!

And, it turns out she's a fully qualified midwife to boot!

 

[MrB]

I’ll translate for those that don’t speak kiwi
“to boot” actually means …..“with a boat”

 

[FollowingHim]

But he's right, and he's thoughtful and loving, and that's why I love him .

And why you should too, lurking single woman. Yes, I'm talking to you, you know who you are.

 

[FollowingHim]

I’ll translate for those that don’t speak kiwi
“to boot” actually means …..“with a boat”

No, "a fully qualified midwife to boot" should be read literally. Who doesn't fantasise about booting a midwife?

 

[FollowingHim2]

I feel sorry for all the Americans that are going to come on here in the morning and have no idea what we're talking about lol!

 

[steve]

Then again, booting the midwife might mean something else......

 

[windblown]

Or....

 

[Bartato]

Or....
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A wife that likes to shoot is a plus. I have taken my wife shooting before, but it's not really her thing. The woman shooting in the photo sure looks nice, but I don't know why she is shooting way up in the air with that rifle.

 

[The Revolting Man]

Let's make the fantasy bigger! And not only does she come with land, but it's either surrounded by iron-clad insurmountable geographical barriers -- or directly adjacent to the land you already own! Just imagine, all this time you were living right next door to @windblown's future sister wife!

That’s fantastical for sure. From your lips to God’s ears!

 

[The Revolting Man]

I have just been informed by a man in the know that I should add a genetic propensity for twins to the list.

 

[rustywest4]

Big heart, big booty... humble & correctable.

 

[MeganC]

I have just been informed by a man in the know that I should add a genetic propensity for twins to the list.

Especially if you don't want to sleep for a few months!

 

[The Revolting Man]

Especially if you don't want to sleep for a few months!

I have 15 children and not one of them has ever kept me from sleeping. Not one.

 

[Joleneakamama]

Especially if you don't want to sleep for a few months!

One twin mom I knew learned early on to wake the other twin and feed whenever one woke up. Same schedule means half as many interruptions.