I must say I like your sense of humour!
I do several of those hobbies, have dozens of fruit trees, beehives, and will soon have sheep & cattle. So there's lots we could discuss, but I have no idea where you'd like to begin!
So here's some random information to glean: The best way to eat sheep is in a mutton pie. I had one for lunch. Fantastic. You can only buy them in the southern parts of New Zealand as they're a very regional delicacy, and an acquired taste (exceedingly fatty), but I was travelling in the right area today. You'll have to come visit to find out if you don't like them.