You made me laugh out loud with that "pocket knife to a nuclear war" comment.
Thanks for that; I think I'll co-opt it if you don't mind.
Yes, I agree with you all of those statements you made make perfect sense and are often true.
In this case though, the language just does not function pictorially. It never has. Even if we just do a thought experiment we can see how silly the idea is.
Adam, is talking to G-d.
He hears and understands the words. He decides to invent an alphabet to write them down.
He and G-d have fairly deep conversations in the garden.
So Adam makes a picture of a head. "this will make the sound 'r'" he says.
And he uses it to write the word head, mountain peak (head of the mountain) etc. So far so good.
First letter is picture of a head, first sound is an "r" (kind of), and it makes sense symbolically and phonetically.
now fast forward... He wants to write down about the wicked Satan, or one of his descendants does.
So he thinks ... "hmmmm what picture should I use to make the 'r' sound in 'rasha' (wicked)? "I Know, I'll pick the only letter in the 22 letter alphabet that makes that sound, the head thingy"
"But wait" Adam pauses. I don't want to imply any head or mountain peak qualities to the word "wicked". "Oh no, I'm stuck because I already said 'head-shape' makes an 'r' sound so now EVERY SINGLE WORD WITH AN 'R' ***MUST**** use the HEAD sign!"
Wow I sure was silly to pick this system. But wait, I can do like the Egyptians did; I'll just make tons of signs that all can make an 'r' sound so then I REALLY CAN add nuance to my words by choosing which 'r' sound to make!
Only Adam, or whoever didn't do that with Hebrew/ Paleo-Hebrew/ Proto-semetic / whatever.
Do you see the absolute absurdity of this method?
Years later someone comes along and says "hey cool these were once pictures" and tries to apply deeper meanings to the words based on those pictures but we only have 22!
If Adam, or whoever created this alphabet of 22 letters did intend to use the things this way, to give a extra nuanced meaning to a word based on the pretty pictures,
then it may have worked for the first 10 words he made or so... but as you can see unless you scale it like Egyptian or other languages with writing systems that can support this structure (Khanji, etc) then he's out of luck after the first 10 or so words because now, each letter makes a unique sound different from all the rest (some argue samekh and sin don't but we have shin for that... another discussion).
Can you see the problem? Forget deep linguistic research, etc. .. It just won't work.
It's kind of like, those Nostradamas prophecies that keep popping up *AFTER* something happens. People get fascinated "oh wow the 2 brothers are the 2 towers in 911...etc".
it's similar with this sort of word interpretation based on the original pictures the letters represented.
Every single word is written with the letters that were used becuase...wait for it....
*THERE WAS NO OTHER CHOICE TO MAKE A 'd' sound or 'th' sound or 'sh' sound****!!!
The shin looked like teeth because that's what the name of the letter implies (not breasts, teeth btw).
Shin means "tooth".
I hope this message brings it on home. If there really is a deeper significance to the pictures of the letters then we should be able to apply that system today.
Write for me the word "tablet" in Hebrew, and please pick symbols to make it have a nuance about Head of household (because it's a judgement table or whatever)
You can't do it because there is only one way to write that word... PHONETICALLY. I don't get to choose to use the Aleph for the strength of an Oxe or the Reish for the "HEAD".
We don't get to choose those signs because ... wait for it... SEMITIC LANGUAGES DON"T WORK THAT WAY.
It's an alphabet, much more phonetic than English. Spelling is dead easy in Hebrew. You write it like it sounds. No trickery, there are no spelling bees in Israel because everyone can spell. It's not hard to spell like English is.
If you can hear it, you can spell it. And there are only 22 letters to worry about not 26.
I taught one student, years ago, to read and write Hebrew in 45 minutes (just focusing on the sounds the letters make not the names of the letters to streamline). Then we'd leave notes on the whiteboard in the lab to each other in Hebrew letters (representing English) about our coworkers---humorously.
If you want to make a language where the pictographic overtones have a bearing on the word, you MUST MUST MUST provide ample variants of pictures for EACH sound.
In ancient Egyptian they had tons of pictures that made an 'r' sound so you can actually pic a variant spelling in order to get your overtone across.
You can write the king's name as snakes and phallus (yep that's a sing) and a vulva (yep another sign) and a terd (yep lots of signs of terds)
to get your point across about how you feel about that king.
Can't do anything like that in Hebrew because you only have 22 letters.
So now, I am no longer appealing to the silly linguists, I've illustrated why the principle doesn't work with so few signs.
You just need more, many many more signs to make this principle work.
Blessings, this is written in love and I do appreciate the deep desire by many to make it work (the pictures add nuances to Hebrew words thingy) and the thoughtful back and forth and the bravery of bringing a "pocket knife to a nuclear war" love it