* You wake up face down on the pavement
* You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
* You put your bra on backwards and it fits better
* Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
* You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party - and there aren't any
* You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
* Your twin sister forgets your birthday
* You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed
* Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway
* You see the "60 Minutes" News Team waiting in your Office
* Your boss tells you not to bother to take off you coat
* You walk to work and discover that your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose
* Your kid says "Did you know that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet?"
* You awaken to find a policeman standing over you with his gun drawn.
* You open the newspaper to see your obituary.
* You see your best friend on America's Most Wanted.
* You discover you're out of toilet paper...too late.
* You go to the bank to make a withdrawal...and they laugh at you.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
* You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
* You put your bra on backwards and it fits better
* Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
* You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party - and there aren't any
* You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
* Your twin sister forgets your birthday
* You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed
* Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway
* You see the "60 Minutes" News Team waiting in your Office
* Your boss tells you not to bother to take off you coat
* You walk to work and discover that your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose
* Your kid says "Did you know that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet?"
* You awaken to find a policeman standing over you with his gun drawn.
* You open the newspaper to see your obituary.
* You see your best friend on America's Most Wanted.
* You discover you're out of toilet paper...too late.
* You go to the bank to make a withdrawal...and they laugh at you.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
