What we want in a sister wife, lol.

[Matthew Hudson]

I was talking to my wife this evening and I asked her what women are looking for in men. She said, personality, stability, reliability, and strength to protect her and the kids.
That got me thinking what I wanted it a second wife. Here's MY list.

"I'm going to make some cookies, you want some?" YEAH! in one male and one female voice.
"Want to go fossil hunting?" Amanda's eyes get big.
We all look at a couple of guys kissing on a television commercial and one of the women say, "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" While the other says, "NUKE IT FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
The two women leave the house arguing about who gets to drive the tractor.
"Can I get chickens?" Four eyes are huge, looking at a very startled woman.
"Let's work on the lower field today." Amanda gets that, "look." Oh, HECK yeah!
I say, "Let's go camping this weekend." The women start packing and one says, "Can we leave today?"
Amanda has that look.... she sees someone digging quartz in a mine. I just sigh, "I'll get the car packed." The second wife, "I'll get the separator frames."
I say, "I'm making breakfast, we'll all die from fat overload TODAY!"

Seriously, we're not looking but it's fun to think about it. Perhaps one day.

 

[MeganC]

You have very rational and very realistic expectations. What you want from a plural marriage is more of the marriage you already have.