Let's have some fun with "In the Beginning it was not so..."

[steve]

So I'm confused, are we suppose to pray for a woman to show up while we sleep.

The Law of First Mention would require it.

 

[Asforme&myhouse]

In the beginning it was not so, for God caused them to be joined together without a pastor, or a wedding ceremony, or a church, or witnesses, or wedding rings, or clothes...

 

[Shadowjak's Dancer]

In the beginning it was not so, for God caused them to be joined together without a pastor, or a wedding ceremony, or a church, or witnesses, or wedding rings, or clothes...

...for God joined them without a state license.

 

[Cap]

In the beginning it was not so, for God caused them to be joined together without a pastor, or a wedding ceremony, or a church, or witnesses, or wedding rings, or clothes...

But there was a snake.

 

[Asforme&myhouse]

I held my former pastor’s feet to the fire when he pulled out the “law of first mention”. He finally had to admit that was a spurious argument. It didn’t change his mind though. When we came to the end of our discussion he had no arguments left. He finally just said “I just don’t think that’s what it means”. Oh ok, we’ll just go with your private interpretation then

 

[Asforme&myhouse]

But there was a snake.

Snakes should definitely be reguired at all church building weddings.

 

[Cap]

Snakes should definitely be reguired at all church building weddings.

Hey, come to think of it, now that you MENTION it, maybe they already are?

 

[Phillip]

Snakes should definitely be reguired at all church building weddings.

Those snakes? They’re usually already there.

 

[Phillip]

Hey, come to think of it, now that you MENTION it, maybe they already are?

Sorry Cap, I should have read your post before I put mine in. Lol

 

[Cap]

Sorry Cap, I should have read your post before I put mine in. Lol

No problem at all. Double witness and all. It's a fact now.

 

[Verifyveritas76]

How about receptions and gifts and guest registers and buildings/churches and . . . Wait for it. . . . Mother in laws!

(I had a pretty good one, but you know, just thinking forward)

 

[Pacman]

So I have been frustrating the will of YHWH by turning away all of these women knocking on my truck door in the middle of the night?

Dadgum, who knew?

Aren’t those called “lot lizards” ???

 

[Phillip]

Wait for it. . . . Mother in laws!

Ouch!!! I thought foul language was prohibited on here. At the least, it should be shunned!

In the immortal words of Gomer Pyle, “For Shame, for Shame, for Shame!”

 

[Joleneakamama]

How about receptions and gifts and guest registers and buildings/churches and . . . Wait for it. . . . Mother in laws!

(I had a pretty good one, but you know, just thinking forward)

My hubby likes his mother in law, but for many men the thought of having two such relations would change their mind about wanting another wife.

 

[Pacman]

If I ever have an additional wife I really hope my second mother in law is similar to the one I currently have.

 

[rustywest4]

If I ever have an additional wife I really hope my second mother in law is similar to the one I currently have.

Samezies bruh... (my mom Inlaw if proof my wife is like wine) lol
But I’m changing your statement to “when” not “if”!

 

[Verifyveritas76]

I really don’t have any room to bash mom in laws. I had a decent one and loved her and we got along decently. She’s gone now so my post was more of kidding around than anything.

 

[Shadowjak's Dancer]

In the beginning it was not so, for there were no mothers-in-law.

;^)

 

[Phillip]

Ya, my mother-in-law is dead. I never met her.

I guess there could be a nicer/kinder way to say it tho. (Let me put myself in this corner for a period of time out)

 

[steve]

In the beginning it was not so, for there were no mothers-in-law.

;^)

Yup
All mothers-in-law are voted off of the island.
They are allowed to be friends, though. In fact, that is greatly encouraged.