How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[Doc]

Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!
Amish: What's a light bulb?

 

[tylersmom01]

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I REALLY needed a laugh tonight! Thanks so much!!!


shannon :lol:

 

[DougM]

I have studied with most of those groups and agree with your understanding of each......thanks for the laugh. :lol:

 

[ChrisM]

My friend who is a pastor with the United Methodist Church always said if the Bible was written by the UMC it would be The Committees of the Apostles rather than the Acts of the Apostles.